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Live Poker Drinking Strategies

June 16th, 2011  |  Posted by PokerJunkie

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poker beer drinking strategy

Don't look like a rock and scare off the casual players

Don’t let the seemingly odd title fool you; proper strategy at the poker table can also extend to drinking as well. There’s absolutely no advantage to playing when you’re drunk but giving off the impression of an average gambler looking to have some fun and play some cards can definitely be to your advantage, and drinking at the poker table can help you pull that off. Savvy texas holdem poker players call it “having a good image”, and while it won’t win you a hand in and of itself it can add extra profits in your pocket.

It’s easy for winning poker players to treat playing live poker like a grind, going to the casino and taking their seats and getting right down to business. Having a drink in hand would help since it will help you loosen up a little. Unlike a tourist or a casual player who thought they’d give poker a whirl, there’s little thrill for many poker regulars, causing them to treat their time at the table like any other job. There’s nothing necessarily wrong with that, but even the most inexperienced players can quickly pick up on that vibe, giving you credit for likely being a serious player and inclined to fold a lot of their worse hands that you’d really like them to call with.

Having a drink in front you is a good first step to coming across as a more casual player, as well as smiling and taking the time to talk and chat with your tablemates. With many casinos providing drinks for free, you don’t even have to pay for your improved table image, although you’ll need to keep in mind that your primary goal is to pay good poker. Sticking to beer with 5% alcohol content or lower would be a good start as it allows you to drink more without being drunk.

Needless to say, if you’re playing online poker instead all of the above pretty much goes completely out the window. With no table image to worry about, there’s no advantage to be gained by drinking when playing online poker, unless you’re just having a few drinks to kick back and relax as you enjoy the convenient, instant action at online poker sites.

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6 Possible Plot Twists for The Hangover 2

May 24th, 2011  |  Posted by The Efficient Drinker

scene from hostel in the Hangover 2Those not in the trailer obviously. We already know that Stu gets the Tyson tattoo and the tattoo artist failed to block the movie in court. They filmed most of the movie in Thailand, arguably the sex-tourism capital of the world. Who knows how many of these will happen — it’s fun to speculate.

  1. This one is an absolute lock: someone (the smart money’s on Alab) will get with a ladyboy (kathoey) prostitute. Thailand is well known for hookers who have undergone sex changes or are partly through the procedure. I won’t elaborate further, but here’s a SFW link in case you’re curious.
  2. Something will go wrong with drugs. Thailand has pills with meth in them, so presumably taking a few of these things can lead you to stay up for a few days, which can only lead to more debauchery and poor decisions. Read the rest of this entry »

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Happy Birthday – The Efficient Drinker Turns 1!

April 1st, 2011  |  Posted by The Efficient Drinker

After a significant amount of time dumped into development, the site more or less went live one year ago. It’s certainly been an interesting path. I was beyond naive with regard to how search engines worked and more importantly how people work. I thought that simply aggregating information with a unique spin would vault the site to the top of search results.

The top sites for search terms like “beer calories” and “wine calories” just aren’t very useful. They are old, ugly interfaces and many of the other top sites are the so-called content farms, like Livestrong and about.com. In fact, Yahoo Answers represents the worst of all worlds, because there’s basically no quality control. Hint: Quora is Yahoo Answers for smart people. In any case, rising to the top of search engine rankings is a process that doesn’t happen overnight. In fact, Bing uses domain age for a large part of its algorithm, so it’s obviously much tougher for new sites to rank highly. Read the rest of this entry »

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The Beer Fast Diet: Safe Gimmick or Simply Dumb?

March 9th, 2011  |  Posted by The Efficient Drinker

Fat Tuesday marked the end of Mardi Gras and Carnival activities. It also marked the beginning of a beer blogger’s quest to drink only beer throughout Lent. Although some may choose to give up beer for Lent, J Wilson isn’t acting heretically; he’s following what was once a tradition of Paulaner monks in Munich.

The monks made a carb-dense beer that was viewed as similar to bread. By cutting off the fermentation process early, you’d be left with a drink with a nutritional profile similar to bread, especially because yeast didn’t exist back then to break down the starches to simple sugars. To pull off his stunt, Wilson enlisted a Rock Bottom Brewery in Des Moines — for those of you who forgot your state capitals, that’s in Iowa. Read the rest of this entry »

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Who Are the Three Philosophers?

February 9th, 2011  |  Posted by The Efficient Drinker

the three philosophers drinking three philosophersMaybe you’ve had Ommegang’s Three Philosophers, a Belgian-style Ale, produced in Cooperstown, NY. Maybe you’ve just heard of it. Regardless, if you’ve heard of the beer, you had to have wondered who the philosophers were. When I first had it at Brewco, a California chain of brewpubs, someone asked if I knew who they were. I had no  idea — I guessed Plato, Socrates and some other Greek. That was shot down and my drinking partner said he thought it was a reference to Belgian philosophers, though he didn’t know who. We Googled and got nowhere, testing out many theories along the way.

Realistically, the only solution was to find out from the brewery itself. Luckily they were helpful. The answer: It’s a reference to a William Blake’s An Island in the Moon, a satire written in 1784 and published posthumously. In the novel, there are three main characters: Read the rest of this entry »

Tags: belgian ale, craft beer
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